Welcome to Choking Hazard Toy Company. Below you will see our several designs. Click on the design to see which products we offer. Also visit our sister store at SelifishCauses.com
Monkey goo-goo happy fun-time! HAPPY GOO-GOO MONKEY FUN-TIME! It’s just that fun! Get yours today! EXCLUSIVELY at CHOKING HAZARD TOY COMPANY .COM! The .COM is for FUN! |
Drink Drank DRUNK Illustrate your master plan with this step-by-step visual aid of exactly what will transpire during the night’s festivities. Handy, illuminating pink elephants included at no extra charge! |
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Pussycat Cinema Be the envy of your trailer park with Choking Hazard Toy Company’s PUSSYCAT CINEMA style T-Shirts, trucker caps and various other product designs! |
Boom! Hot Dog It’s the classic BOOM! HOT DOG! design rendered new again by slapping it on Clocks, Mugs, Bibs and Dogs! |
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choking - first aid This handy 4-step CHOKING HAZARD TOY COMPANY DETECTION and CORRECTION FIRST-AID chart ensures that your children grow old enough to one day despise you and rebel against all your stupid rules! |
Astonishing Tales ASTONISHING TALES OF SELFISH CAUSES depicts a scene from the back of an ambulance where our hapless patient can’t seem to get the attention he desperately needs from the self-medicating attendants! |
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Choking Hazard From the fine folks responsible for Mandatory Drug Testing, stricter DUI enforcement and the Three Strikes Law comes CHOKING HAZARD TOY COMPANY! Logo available on various products! |
Giraffes Are Selfish Teach your children about the animal kingdom with Choking Hazard Toy Company’s “BOY, GIRAFFE’S ARE SELFISH!” bibs, apparel, clocks, tiles and toys! |
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Lunch Monkey Not since the days of that thieving Yogi Bear and the Picnic Basket Gang has the world seen such an atrocity as the infamous LUNCH MONKEY! “LUNCH MONKEY! COME BACK HERE WITH MY LUNCH!” |
Homeless Romantic Our HOMELESS ROMANTIC design t-shirts says to the ladies, “Hey, Baby. Your place, not mine. Seriously. My wife found out about my cheating ways and kicked me out. Can I stay with you awhile?” |
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Selfish Causes Cancer! Homeless Problem! Soldiers at War! AIDS! It’s a needy, messed up world. Let the politicians clean it up and let ‘em know you’ve had enough by sporting these genuine Selfish Causes products! |
